© By Grady L. Duncan
I've tried to understand it,
and that's to say the least;
"Why the Arabs are so mean,
over there in the Middle East?"
You'd thank that they'd be happy,
while living in the promised land,
with all those swaying palm trees,
and seven women for every man.
Olive gardens and date palms,
gold mines and lots of oil...
There's an abundance of riches,
so most don't have to toil.
There's lots of pretty ladies,
that live to give them pleasure.
Why aren't they very happy?
They're blessed beyond all measure.
I've come to this conclusion.
I think I've figured it out.
The solution is so logical.
To me, there is no doubt.
You see, their abrasive nature,
is easy to understand.
It's because they're in misery,
with body cavities full of sand.